The Cronenburger

The younger Cronenberg's Antiviral is at hand, for a price.

At $17/lb, the lab-grown Cronenburger competes with the highest artisanal beef. We are all, at least, agreed that Impossible meat is evil. But even the Cronenburger does not compete with the $2/lb grade you get in Burger King. (You; not me.)

Casey Handmer may or may not be the undiagnosed megalomaniac he acts like but at least his business attempts to compete without regulators. What does the Cronenburger have - warm fuzzies from Cernovich and the crunchy-cons?

This looks suspiciously like various schemes as to provide "alternatives" to the stuff we already have... by jacking up the price of the stuff we have. So once again we plebs get stuck with something that is less nutritious and more expensive. Just like how McD's quit using animal-lard to fry their chipped potatoes. We'll likely not get to eat the Cronenburger either; it bist ze bugz für du, serf.