Today is the day Murrka's boomers go onto the Internet and tell stories about how big they used to boom, back in the good old days, wearing their XXXL-sized "America Love It Or Leave It" shirts.
Even now some sell and, presumably, buy dead-terrist boom-booms, featuring Bin Laden but also Arafat, Qaddafi, and Saddam. The Reagan Years! Nothing a boomer likes as much as 1980s nostalgia. Excepting the fun electoric music with the staccato fake English accents; they'll be singing sweet home Alabama instead. Maybe Kid Rock; you know, to relate.
Booming up your 43 year old daughters is all part of the experience. Freedom, freedom, freedom. (Oy.)
Then, hopefully, they get to the terlit fast enough to do a boom boom there; and wonder how come their kids aren't calling them as much anymore.
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