"The Best Food On The Planet"

Cerno brings us Jesse Kelly, on how awesome [bird] eggs are.

I agree, of course. I further agree to decry chicken-egg waste, as when White People order egg-white meals and discard the yolks (the best part).

The small issue here, for Cerno readers, is that Cerno has alerted to us that most eggs come from "factory farms". These farms throw out not only the yolk. They throw out... the other half of the genome. Something tells me it isn't just Tyson doing this. Sex-selective infanticide, Steven Patrick might say.

If instead "you WILL eat the bugs", as we are schizophrenically warned - I might not protest overmuch.